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wizersisopen:

turntechgoddamnit:

turntechgoddamnit:

for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:

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and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.

So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped

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and that was my first gay experience

someone asked me to repost this.

sorry mom. sorry god
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